Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

We must remember that nothing in this world really belongs to us. At best, we are merely borrowers.

Only those who are capable of silliness can be called truly intelligent.

By helping yourself, you are helping humankind. By helping humankind, you are helping yourself. That's the law of all spiritual progress.

Sometimes awful things have their own beauty.

I'll bet Shakespeare compromised himself a lot; anybody who's in the entertainment industry does to some extent.

Bad writing is bad not just because the language is humdrum, but the quality of the observation is so poor.

The sea only drowns its lovers.

I am a camera, with its shutter open. Someday, all of this will be developed, printed, fixed.

Someone has to ask you a question," George continues meaningly, "before you can answer it. But it's so seldom you find anyone who'll ask the right questions. Most people aren't that much interested.

We live in stirring times- tea-stirring times.

When you dread getting up in the morning to go somewhere, you are going to the wrong place.

It is by attempting to reach the top at a single leap that so much misery is caused in the world.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

Can’t promise I’ll stay. That would be lying. And I’m so, so tired of lies.

You can say that Wayne Coyne sounds like Neil Young.

I think for me to find that project is going to be something that I'm going to have to develop for myself.

Virtue is nothing without the trial of temptation, for there is no conflict without an enemy, no victory without strife.

When Roman Polanski did give you a "Great, great, great!" you were just like, "Thank you, Lord, for this magical moment."

We are specially designed to appeal to the sense of humour.

President Obama said that he designed Obamacare after Romneycare and basically made it Obamneycare.