Life is, of course, terrible.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

The important thing is moral choice. Evil has to exist along with good, in order that moral choice may operate. Life is sustained by the grinding opposition of moral entities.

It's always good to remember where you come from and celebrate it. To remember where you come from is part of where you're going.

...We're a government that believes in everybody having the illusion of free will.

To be left alone is the most precious thing one can ask of the modern world.

I conclude that there is as much sense in nonsense as there is nonsense in sense.

Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?

Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?

Sanity is a handicap and liability if you're living in a mad world.

Don't give up when you still have something to give. Because nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying,

We'll start to forget a place once we left it

I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm you were the quickest.

You cannot judge what should bring others joy, and others cannot judge what should bring you joy.

I don't think there's anything more scary than being forced into doing stand-up comedy.

As he was growing up, his family moved and lived in a number of different places in Utah, Arizona, and Wyoming. I didn't know then that moving around so much should have been a problem, so it wasn't.

I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.

Peace needs and takes time, it needs and takes caution, it needs and takes patience after 30 years of terrorism and violence.

A good forgettery is a happier possession than a good memory.

Probably not even a household name in his own house.