Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Licorice is the liver of candy.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

The transformation scene, where man is becoming insect and insect has become at least man and beyond that - a flying, godlike, shimmering, diaphanous, beautiful creature.

Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?

When you learn to feel the pain of an ant, you will truly learn to love this world.

I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them anyway. I had a starting point from which I have never stopped running.

We were together. I forget the rest.

I think, as Ive gotten older I have realized what a huge privilege it is to even be in this business. I, more than ever, love what I do.

External silence helps to achieve inner Silence.

Take Google - I can use it, you can use it, anyone else can use it, but we all know its designed so that private power can influence significantly how you access it.

It is impossible for our working people to maintain their full strength if they do not succeed in obtaining a sufficient supply of fat, allotted to them on a proper basis.

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag.

Was there ever a trap to match the trap of love?

Hardening of the categories causes art disease.