Life is short (You need Python)

Life's better without braces.

Perl is like vise grips. You can do anything with it but it is the wrong tool for every job.

Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise.

If it's not tested, it's broken.

When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.

To eat figs off the tree in the very early morning, when they have been barely touched by the sun, is one of the exquisite pleasures of the Mediterranean.

I knew in that moment that I was full of it. I didn't know who I was. I only knew my routine. I knew who I was suppose to be, who I was expected to be.

Life is here only to be lived so that we can, through life, earn the right to death, which to me is paradise. Whatever it is that will bring me the reward of paradise, I'll do the best I can.

It’s amazing how many coincidences occur when one begins to pray.

Isen wasn't a two birds with one stone kind of guy. More like one stone, two birds, a rabbit, a fox, and maybe that deer will trip over the fox and we can get him, too.

Do it or don't do it but get on with it.

I have a problem with the new cooks: you all are more cultured, you cook better....but you're lazier.

You are always racing against the other swimmers, but I always try to just focus on what I'm doing and how I want to swim my races.

When I perform I'm very extroverted and I wear my heart on my sleeve and some people don't like that. They're embarrassed for me.