Life is short so go on and live it cause the chicks dig it.

It is my belief that if you have children and you serve overseas, that if you should die, your children should get a free education.

Scars heal, glory fades, and all we're left with are the memories made. pain hurts, but only for a minute. life is short, so go on and live it.

She said I do on day 482, and gave me a son on day 761.

Penny wise pound foolish.

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.

I take pride in whatever I do. If you told me to clean the room up, I'd clean it up real good.

Voltaire was a smart cookie.

The only reason to do business is to make money; that's the only reason for doing business.

God bless pop music and God bless MTV.

Can you let go of words and ideas, attitudes and expectations? If so, then the Tao will loom into view.

How our government works... it doesn't.