Life is too short not to eat raw and it's even shorter if you don't.

Music is either good or it isn’t, it’s not someone’s opinion.

Not everyone was privileged to see another sunrise like you did, so before you start complaining remember that the breath of life isn't for sale.

Materialism has never been so ominous as now in North America, as management takes over.

I don't care what stage or what reason, as long as we're playing.

Rome ... seems to me the place in the world where one can best dispense with happiness.

The seeds of totalitarian regimes are nurtured by misery and want.

The security of Israel is a moral imperative for all free peoples.

I remember draft night, I shook David Stern's hand while rocking a red suit with white pinstripes and red gators I've always been a trendsetter.

I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny