Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people.

I have tried to let you go and I cannot. I cannot stop thinking of you. I cannot stop dreaming about you.

instead of venting my anger, which is really just hurt dressed up for a night on the town, I ask if anyone needs a drink.

React with how can I help you versus how can I hurt you.

Only someone who is sincere recognizes what showing off is.

I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

Is negative space the space you don't like, or the space that is not there? And if it's not there how can you tell?

If we have a heart for the magnitudes of life, it will not seem vain to believe that God Himself should guard it.

You are Brilliant and the Earth is Hiring.

All that I know is nothing - I'm not even sure of that.