Life is too short to learn German

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ is holy servant.

To get someone's attentionsay three words with compassion.Say "I love you", more than me, like the river loves the sea.

Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice and it's a pretty amazing story about several murders inside the military.

The best way to watch Breaking Bad is in the fetal position, sobbing.

In the morning, instead of saying to yourself, ‘I got to wake up’ say ‘I get to wake up!’

I like being unconventional.

I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.

I would not have preachers torment their hearers, and detain them with long and tedious preaching.

What is the use of good painting? We want a spell cast upon the optical part of our existence! We seldom really see the world, but when we do, we become as still as a picture.

The only problem we really have is we think we're not supposed to have problems! Problems call us to higher level- - face & solve them now!