Life is too short to not have oysters and champagne sometimes

I always say, the bigger the hair, the smaller the hips!

I have this helicopter crash, and I fall in love with this man who was in the crash with me. I must have been suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome.

Basically he never went to work and didn't have a job. Of course I thought he did. I thought he was on the phone doing business deals instead of borrowing money from people.

Share your smile with the world. It's a symbol of friendship and peace.

I think many people can relate to that excruciating pain of love gone wrong. I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart.

I don't want to be younger, I just want to look it.

Your job as a parent is to listen. And to dole out as much love as you can. That includes tough love.

Some people think happiness is a luxury, but its a necessity. You need to make space for it in your life.

Chiropractic makes me feel a few inches taller each time I come out.

After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.

Good deeds are only done when there's a profit margin.

I wanted to be a doctor in sports medicine; I was into sailing and all that sort of thing.

Your mind is made up but your mouth is undone.

The Blossoms and leaves in plenty From the apple tree fall each day; The merry breezes approach them, And with them merrily play.

For Indians, images are a means of celebrating mystery and not a manner of explaining it

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

For I desired, as Youth does, to be taken by the hand and hurled into the world.

Every morning I take out my bankbook, stare at it, shudder - and turn quickly to my typewriter.

Sometimes my family thinks I've made my childhood a bit more Dickensian than it was, and it probably wasn't all that bad. But I was uncomfortable as a kid.

Technically I feel total fluidity in writing. I feel there's nothing technically that I can't do the way a certain sort of pianist feels that. But that doesn't mean it comes easily. It doesn't.