Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

It's a tragic fact to die in an accident

Learning is important. It is a way to make a life better for yourself and your family.

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.

People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

Even the elephant carries but a small trunk on his journeys. The perfection of traveling is to travel without baggage.

The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Marriage (in what is called the spiritual world) is impossible, because of the inequality between every subject and every object.

If you are a professional and have confidence, then I would advocate lots of concentration.