Life is warped. I'm just in sync.

The best way of being kind to bears is not to be very close to them.

He would have died soon, but more painfully. Anyway, it was Urban Bloodshed Limitation. First rule: limit bloodshed by making sure that none of your own gets spilled.

So that made me happy but the part that really made me happy was that you wanted me to be happy. That's what Thank you means.

Perfection exacts a price, but it's the imperfect who pay it

Gender roles suck, " says Swift Fox.Then you should stop playing them, thinks Toby.

Why is it always such a surprise? thinks Toby. The moon. Even though we know it's coming. Every time we see it, it makes us pause, and hush.

It is through strength of character, not luck, do we form the predictable path of our future.

Most Americans watch Friends rather than having friends.

Find out your most limiting tasks and deal with them as early as possible. Use a diary, and jot little points of reminder about specific tasks for reference later.

When the audience knows you know better it's satire but when they think you can't do any better it's corn.

I never listened to the Grateful Dead as a teen the only exposure I got was what came through the walls when my sister was listening to them.

I never tell the audience what to think of me. When I talk, how you consume it is up to you.

Who expects to be able to go out of a house except by the door? How is it then that no one follows this Way of ours?

I love writing about my job because I loved it, and it was a particularly interesting one when I was a young man. It was like holidays with pay to me.

There comes a time when you realize that everything is a dream, and only those things preserved in writing have any possibility of being real.

Life is a succession of crises and moments when we have to rediscover who we are and what we really want.