Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

You will allow that one's curiosity must be aroused when one learns that a lady is prepared to elope to escape from advances one had not the least intention of making!

people change and promises are broken

All great books contain boring portions, and all great lives have contained uninteresting stretches.

The more lucidly we think, the more we are cut off: the more deeply we enter into reality, the less we can think.

America may be in a dour condition, but it is not going to elect a dour president.

Sing such a song with all of your heart that you'll never have to sing again.

Perhaps that is what it means to be a father - to teach your child to live without you.

I can't force the direction that it's going to go without actually taking the time to make sure it's a great, great quality product. Whether that's for apparel, or whatever the case may be.

They say you have to be good to be lucky, but I think you have to be lucky to be good.