Life is what you remember.

Oh my beloved friend! In your mirror, I see my reflection again and again.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

The first rule of democracy is to distrust all leaders who begin to believe their own publicity.

No man is greatly jealous who is not in some measure guilty.

Happiness is separate from daily experience. If picking the right door on the game show makes you happy, then you will be unhappy in the future because eventually you will pick a wrong door.

I cannot but conclude that the Bulk of your Natives, to be the most pernicious Race of little odious Vermin that Nature ever suffered to crawl upon the Surface of the Earth.

When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels. He will send Magdalena. Then take her away.

When you have to react to a lizard that's a tennis ball, it's a really, really difficult, tricky piece of craft.

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.

One is often guilty by being too just.