Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals.

I can not sing the old songs now! It is not that I deem them low, 'Tis that I can't remember how They go.

Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.

The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.

I've read in many a novel, that unless they've souls that grovel-- Folks prefer in fact a hovel to your dreary marble halls.

The farmer's daughter hath soft brown hair And I met with a ballad, I can't say where, That wholly consisted of lines like these.

I sit alone at present, dreaming darkly of a Dun.

Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy.

The auld wife sat at her ivied door, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) A thing she had frequently done before; And her spectacles lay on her apron'd knees.

But ah! disasters have their use; And life might e'en be too sunshiny.

But what is coffee, but a noxious berry, Born to keep used-up Londoners awake?

We all R failures that's why V need #CHILDREN to fulfill D needs of #Society, #Nation, #Worlds, so that we can live the same old selfish way

It was not that low-income renters didn’t know their rights. They just knew those rights would cost them.

You love what you do, you are cursed with it, and then you get known for being cursed with it

It is therefore an excellent device to acquire knowledge from everybody.

America didn't create religious liberty. Religious liberty created America.

I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.

I practice selfless giving not because I'm remarkable but just because I find that its terrifically fun!

It's less about what you do and more about who you are doing it with.

It's what they say to do when you're depressed, you know. Walk in someone else's shoes for a while, and your own won't feel so tight.

If you are willing to bear serenely the trial of being displeasing to yourself, then you will be for Jesus a pleasant place of shelter.