Life isn't, and has never been, a 2-0 home victory after a fish and chip lunch.

The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.

Record stores can't save your life. But they can give you a better one.

It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.

I suddenly had a little epiphany: all the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our disposal.

I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.

It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.

Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator.

Relax and Recreat yourself.

With me: one minus one = one

I'm a showgirl, as you can tell. I'm ever ready.

You were created to excel. There’s no limit to how high you can go in life. Keep stretching to the next level.

If you don't like my ocean don't fish in my sea Stay out of my valley and let my mountain be.

The true martial artist yields to the weak, while withstanding the strong.

The Holocaust may belong to history, but it was the price we paid to become a nation. Auschwitz was like a cradle of death that enabled future generations of Israelis to live.

Let a series of happy thoughts run through your mind. They will show on your face.

The hardest things to do in any art is to risk failure and put yourself out on the line.

For most people it's easier to support an eminent person in deserved disgrace than an obscure one who has been wronged.