Life isn't complicated. It's very simple, really. It's us who make it complicated.

Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

But I figure you're never too old to learn. That's when you become old, when you stop being fascinated by things, when you stop wanting to learn and explore.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.

Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.

For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

Do you know how long I've wanted you? You're like sunlight and water and air to me. All you need to do is walk across my line of sight and my whole world lights up.

Think More Not Less.

The best thing we can do is to make wherever we're lost look as much like home as we can.

Genuine heroism for man is still the power to support contradictions, no matter how glaring or hopeless they may seem.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

It is a bizarre world. It is an upside down, inside out, quantum physics world. It is the eve of destruction in America.

I once did a - the first piece on Malcolm X that anyone had ever seen in the - white press.

One of the few greatest satisfactions of this life is to handle problems efficiently and well.

One man's justice is another's injustice; one man's beauty another's ugliness; one man's wisdom anpther's folly.

The press . . . traditionally sides with authority and the establishment.