Life operates exactly like the Star Wars prequels. It’s boring, bloated, painful when it shouldn’t be, and lacks a cohesive storyline. And ultimately, it only exists to boost the ego of its creator.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think the same could be said for time.

You would not have called to me unless I had been calling to you, " said the Lion.

Vanity might be a "sin" according to some lights, but he thought in measured doses it was one of life's allowable simple pleasures. It helped everyone get through their days.

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

Your gender identity is who you are. Sexual identity is who you bounce that off of.

As president of the United States, I don't bluff.

There's no getting blood out of a turnip.

God is not worn out running the galaxy. He’s not taxed at all guiding every dust particle all the time.

I was the first Republican in the country to support the president's Clean Power Plan.

If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, you are not ready to code it.

The first song I wrote was the first song I remember thinking, "Well, maybe I can do something here." The very first one. By the second one I knew I could do something.