Life's a party. Invite yourself.

I think very fundamentally to being Libertarian is not having a social agenda. I accept who you are and the life that you live as long as your life does not adversely affect mine.

I don't believe there should be any restrictions when it comes to firearms. None.

A wasted vote is voting for someone that you don't believe in

My next door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.

Republicans are horrible with civil liberties, and not so good with dollars and cents. Democrats are horrible with dollars and cents, and not so good with civil liberties.

As I told the students every time I visited a campus, you are the director of your own movie, and if you aren't enjoying what you are doing, change it.

Regardless of who wins, an election should be a time for optimism and fresh approaches.

Immigration is a good thing. We should make that as easy as possible.

We're on the verge of a financial collapse unless we balance the budget, and that means some really, really tough decisions.

I'm asked, what about criminal prosecution of those on wall street? You know what, it's probably because none of them committed any crimes. They just made some incredibly bad decisions.

I believe in the fundamental truth of all great religions of the world.

Zaphod did not want to tangle with them and, deciding that just as discretion is the better part of valor, so was cowardice is the better part of discretion, he valiantly hid himself in a closet.

Some girls have to go to college to discover what they are good at

The praise of a fool is incense to the wisest of us . . .

You love him as a falcon loves his master who binds and blinds it.

Make yourself an efficient spark plug, igniting the latent energy of those about you.

Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally.

What comes to me unmistakably is what I carefully or carelessly invite.

Each year I become more mindful of being thankful for each life experience.