Life's a pudding full of plums.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

A true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

The most important and most difficult thing that you can change is your fixed false beliefs.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words

I believe that the true definition of wealth is loving what you have rather than what you don’t have.

Money is but one venue for generosity. Kindness is an even more valuable currency.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

Tell me how you measure me, and I will tell you how I will behave

The poet must be alike polished by an intercourse with the world as with the studies of taste; one to whom labour is negligence, refinement a science, and art a nature.

If you're not doing something that people will remark on, then it's going to be hard to generate word of mouth.

You don't get over hating to cook, any more than you get over having big feet.

I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.