Life’s short when compared to eternity, but eternity is only worth it because of life.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

The firmest friendship is based on an identity of likes and dislikes.

Dope never helped anybody sing better or play music better or do anything better. All dope can do for you is kill you - and kill you the long, slow, hard way.

When you stop comparing what is right here and now with what you wish were, you can begin to enjoy what is.

I say God bless you... I don't say bless you... I'm not the Lord. I can't do that...

Bums are the well-to-do of this day. They didn't have as far to fall.

When you are writing literary writing, you are communicating something subtextual with emotions and poetry. The prose has to have a voice; it's not just typing. It takes a while to get that voice.

My approach is that you have to earn the respect of people you work with.

Certainly, when I walk into an audition, a lot of people already know who I am.

I was basically adventurous, I think I wanted to try everything.

Fundamentalism isn't about religion, it's about power.