Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

If you find it difficult to get along with your boss, try to reason with him and talk through your differences. If that doesn't work, drive him to suicide and take over the company.

The three great acts are love, goodness and self-sacrifice.

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known, for others it depends on never being found out.

Everyone thinks I must have been an ace in school. But I didn't work hard, I was lazy. I liked to be lazy. I thought laziness stimulated your imagination.

I think film and television are really a director's medium, whereas theatre is the actor's medium.

It is easy to magnify human personality and agencies. Prayer recognizes that God is the source of life and light and energy.

What is fear of need but need itself?

You can't change how people treat you or what they say about you. All you can do is change how you react to it.

...because where we are is always the most important place.

I spend my own money, not other people's money.