Life's too damn funny for me to explain.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

A fierce unrest seethes at the core, of all existing things:, it was the eager wish to soar, that gave the gods their wings.

Of course her dumb Lab’s going to do whatever it takes to retrieve the ball. What he craves more than freedom is companionship.

We always look for operators with a combination of guts, passion and genius.

Thoughts crystallize into habit and habit solidifies into circumstances.

Meanwhile, the Bush dynasty comes to an official end.

At 11 years old I made a very definitive decision. And my decision was that I wanted to be happy.

Right time, right place, right people equals success. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong people equals most of the real human history.

People sometimes recognize me here, but they are very nice.

I'm obsessed with being on time. If you say, "Let's meet up at 10 a.m.," I will be there 15 minutes early. Always.

Don't compromise even if it hurts to be yourself.

The male corporate model is built on a mans greater willingness to be a slave of sorts - especially once he has to provide for children.