Life's too short to say no when love shows up at your door.

You're pretty low maintenance, as women go.""I am, am I?" She sounded amused."Yeah. Like a cactus.

She tossed a handful of snow at his face, then shrieked as the wind whipped it back into her own.Red hooted. "Karma's a boomerang, sweetheart. Don't forget it.

Consider yourself warned, Frankie. Something about these mountains convinces previously sane women to give up Starbucks for saddle sores.

I hope you brought your handcuffs, " she added. "I won't go quietly.""I might use them anyway, for fun, " he answered, remembering the sensation of her warm lips against his.

Bending the law is different from breaking, my lovely, strategically-challenged Francesca.

I'm named after my father, Rudolph, " he said, then shot her a stern look. "But if you connect that with my red nose --

Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.

Once in rur-al Flathead coun-tyStood a cru-wel Christmas sceneDumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deerWhen an elf did intervene.

What a great pleasure to work for your living?

At the end of every light, is a tunnel of darkness.

Christ did to the Jewish orthodoxy, what Buddha did to the Hindu orthodoxy.

Love is a pure force without claim to power.

Descartes recommended that we distrust the senses and rely on the ... use of our intellect.

Budget consolidation and economic growth are two sides of the same coin.

Stars should not be seen alone. That's why there are so many. Two people should stand together and look at them. One person alone will surely miss the good ones.

Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country.

We know that there is no absolute knowledge, that there are only theories; but we forget this. The better educated we are, the harder we believe in axioms.

Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! Greed will save the U.S.A.!