Life should imitate romance literature far more often.

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

I thought clay must feel happy in the good potter's hand.

However apart, soulmates never part.

Finding good partners is the key to success in anything: in business, in marriage and, especially, in investing.

If you want to know what to do with a thief that you may find stealing, I say kill him on the spot, and never suffer him to commit another iniquity.

I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers.

If I ever did have a baby, it probably would eat people.

Too often our leaders cannot work for the greater good because they acknowledge no good greater than politics. But if that's truly our prime directive and highest imperative, God help us all.

And at that moment, a lilting melody lifts to the moon as a single sparrow sings.

It's not music, it's a disease. (on rock'n'roll)

The worst has happened. The best is next.