Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

When the tears were gone I washed my face and walked back to the store to finish my shopping. Because even when your heart is breaking you still need bread and Rice Krispies and orange juice.

We are sent to bless the world, but we are never told to compromise with it.

If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes.

From Genesis to Revelation, here's the central message: God Almighty, the Lord Jesus Christ, the Spirit of God, the Triune God is in control of all things, period.

I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt.

Will I ever get control of my life? Will I always be shoved back and pushed around by those I trust?

Love and laughter go together; and laughter is one of the greatest medicines.

I did a film about the Zodiac Killer. It turned out well

Keep Right on to the End of the Road

Symmetry looks good to us; we want more of it.