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Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.


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Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme, " I lied.



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It's so clear to me now: the memorizing of a fake prayer, the symbolization of objects, the struggle to relate to the invisible - I needed a religion. I was lost.



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Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up.



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love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth.



I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly.

I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly.





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