Life sucks, and then you die...

Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

I know - I'll play you for it, " Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.

Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.

Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...

Anyone who influences others is a leader.

I did not come to Washington to raise the electricity rates by as much as $40 per month as this plan would do.

Every burn on my body has had its own different personality. And all of them needed different things.

I find that I always also manage to incorporate a simultaneous reflection on cinema history into my films.

The most radical act anyone can commit is to be happy.

Violence begets violence, and then you get leaders who are violent men. And you don't want that.

I would love to record something with PJ Harvey or Alison Goldfrapp.

Some children are wiser than adults.