Life turned out much better than I thought. I knew after a little while that I could act.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

Be at peace with your soul

It is an eternal obligation toward the human being not to let him suffer from hunger when one has a chance of coming to his assistance.

Love is desire sustained by unfulfilment.

Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun.

I like duos with percussionists. I like the songs that percussionists sing.

The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.

Home advantage is usually an advantage to the home team

No one tells you what to do if you completely flop at the beginning of a performance.

Some countries that are close to Europe that already hold Deutschemarks, clearly would automatically hold euros, those are countries in Eastern Europe mainly, a few countries in Africa.

Listen twice as much as you talk, since you were born with two ears and one mouth.