Life wants to support you. But first you need to be open to life.

The past has no power over the present moment.

The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.

When you become comfortable with uncertainty, infinite possibilities open up in your life.

When you complain, you make yourself a victim. Leave the situation, change the situation or accept it, all else is madness.

Stop looking outside for scraps of pleasure or fulfillment, for validation, security, or love - you have a treasure within that is infinitely greater than anything the world can offer.

When you live in complete acceptance of what is, that is the end of all drama in your life.

In today's rush we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just Being.

Observe your thoughts, don't believe them.

Some changes look negative on the surface but you will soon realize that space is being created in your life for something new to emerge.

You are not separate from the whole. You are one with the sun, the earth, the air. You don’t have a life. You are life.

Nil Sine Magno Labore ("Nothing without great effort") --Motto of Brooklyn College

It turned out that capitalism alone could make people not only rich and happy but also poor, hungry, miserable, and powerless.

If you want to get results in your life try with comedy... first pressure then apply comedy. Always it shallow the shitty life-pressure!

Everything is subjective.

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though youre poking fun at someone or something, theres still an affection for it.

The girl that I wanna save is like a danger to my health Try being wit somebody that wanna be somebody else.

There are many films and TV shows I make where people find themselves in fantastical situations; as often as possible their reactions to it are very normal.

The future is born, put the past in a casket

You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything else is secondary.