Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.

I always thought falling in love was hard, but now I realize that was the easy bit. It’s staying in love that‘s the hard part.

In a dream, we are simply confronted with various loaded symbols, and where one is exhausted, it gives way to another.

Men and women succeed because they find a field of endeavor that matches their interests and abilities.

Writers were never meant to be professionals. Writing is not a profession, it is an activity, an essentially amateur occupation. It is what you do when you are not living.

Did any artist ever bring more pure joy to more people than Fred Astaire?

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self.

I like Joaquin Phoenix. He's an amazing actor and he's so buff.

If we don't somehow stem the tide of childhood obesity, we're going to have a huge problem.

When cruelty is inflicted on innocent people, it discredits whatever cause.