Lightbulbs die, my sweet. I will depart.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the - if not the black sheep of the family, not a very good student.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

This is your life. Now go make it the one you've always wanted.

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this war is about what most wars are about: hegemony, money, power and oil.

I don't like the fact that I have to get older so fast, but I like the fact that I'm aging so well.

You spend so much of your life basing yourself on what you think other people think of you. Then you realise that maybe one of the purposes of life is not to care.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

What makes divorce happen is that you can't be in the same space any more, for whatever reason - but the love stays. And that's the killer. That's where the vehemence and anger and rage comes from.

And pray where in earth or heaven are there prudent marriages? Might as well talk about prudent suicides.

Listen to what speaks to your heart.

Not even a book on prosperity can prosper you, when what is expected of you is given, your time won't be wasted.

I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, “Morning breath!

Pride is a very dangerous disease that can turn your talent, asset, and achievements into a handicap.

These empty pages are your future, soon to become your past. They will read the most personal tale you shall ever find in a book.

When aroused the American conscience is a powerful force for reform.

The happiness of the tender heart is increased by what it can take away from the wretchedness of others.

Books are a languid pleasure.

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.