Like I've always said, what's hot must go cold.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Beautiful girls are not a decoration, arm candy, an object. They are, whether they know it or not, the very essence of our humanity.

You can never be annoyed by anyone when you are just alone, insults comes from being too familiar even with the most respectful persons.

Ghosts... they are the completions of the deads intended gestures, there unfinished plans still hanging in the air - something like when you forgot one thing and so you pantomime the motion.

Those we love are the only ones worth crying over.

The bottom line is that time travel is allowed by the laws of physics.

The goal of the Head Start program is to give at-risk children all across our Nation a fair chance at succeeding in the educational system.

For four years doing that same character all the time kind of bothered me. Butit opened up a lot of doors

There is nothing on earth that I would not give up, excepting of course, two things and two things only, truth and nonviolence.

I say the phone records of law abiding citizens are none of their damn business!