Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

i act harder than i am.i am softer than i look.

You become more animalistic when you don't know what's coming next - you have to be on guard, but at the same time you're also more receptive.

As for the brandy, "nothing extenuate"; and the water, put nought in in malice.

The only ground on which a neutral State can claim respect at the hands of belligerents is, that, so far as she is concerned, their rights are protected.

A Wall Street money manager should not be able to pay a lower tax rate than a teacher or a nurse.

There are alternate explanations for everything.

We may live without friends; we may live without books But civilized men cannot live without cooks.

The world's not a very comfortable place if you have a nightmare to face.

I figure no matter how old you are, it's always going to be your first marriage and no life experience is going to make you a better judge of who you should marry.

We will suffer the moment we take our eyes off the End and get lost in the means.