Like all people who try to exhaust a subject, he exhausted his listeners.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.

We forget that money gives its value - that someone exchanged work for it.

Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah.

Security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally.

The truth, or success, of any writer's story lies partly in its specificity and its emotional honesty.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

people will tell you were they have gone, they'll tell you where to go, but until you get there for yourself you never really know.

When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for it is but another mystery of life.

Basically, we all just had to live in the Trump reality television show, and now we're kind of stuck there for at least four years. Maybe eight.

Hasty marriage seldom proveth well.