Like great art, something essential dies when great jokes are explained. So what's the key to telling a good joke/creating great art timing.

The most fundamental attack on freedom is the attack on critical thinking skills.

I think I love jokes! The best jokes are equal to the best art, in my mind, and as rare.

the past is a liarfull of promises it can't keepbut like a foolish first loveyou keep going back to it

Why do we tend to treasure our health best, only when it is in jeopardy?

We like to control the map of our life and know everything well in advance. But faith is content just knowing that God's promise cannot fail. This, in fact, is the excitement of walking with God.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

I love a pair of sexy heels with jeans, a nice jacket, or a little dress.

We don't attach to people or to things; we attach to uninvestigated concepts that we believe to be true in the moment.

The store of wisdom does not consist of hard coins which keep their shape as they pass from hand to hand; it consists of ideas and doctrines whose meanings change with the minds that entertain them.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

If you feel incomplete, you alone must fill yourself with love in all your empty shattered spaces

Banking types should take their cue from Gordon Gekko. Or pick the best-looking banker in their firm and copy him.