Like lycanthropy, the nerd gene can skip a generation. My maternal grandfather was a technophile.

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

Always be wary of people who use quotes. I don't know who said that.' - Murdoc Niccals

Life is a war

India has to be transformed into a developed nation, a prosperous nation and a healthy nation, with a value system.

I actually write my own music whenever I have a chance. I play guitar and sing.

Unsolicited advice is always self-serving.

In Hungary all native music, in its origin, is divided naturally into melody destined for song or melody for the dance.

Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation.

Discover the opinion of your enemies, which is commonly the truest; for they will give you no quarter, and allow nothing to complaisance.

But beauty, real beauty, ends where an intellectual expression begins.

Power without responsibility - the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages.