Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure

The Best Things In Life Aren't So Sweet But Their Results Are Sweeter!

He knew that justice was rarely dispensed within the four walls of the courtroom.

Money - it can buy you a moment of glee but not a lifetime of happiness.

Nothing is too small to matter.

I felt foolish and tired, as if I had been running to escape someone chasing me, only to look behind to discover there was no one there.

I came back to my original wife. I came back to her after I made a few boo-boos in my life. Coming back to her was good for me, good for her and good for the children.

One reads the papers as one wants to with a bandage over one's eyes without trying to understand the facts, listening to the soothing words of the editor as to the words of one s mistress.

It would be amazing if something completely spiritual sounding happened. Oh, my gosh! We'd be all over it. Because it's something new about the physical universe.

Wonderful invention, the phonograph. Keeps a man alive long after he's dead.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.