Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.

It's a weird curse, when you think about it. We're built for thought, and civilization, more than any other creature we've found. And all we really want to be is killers.

what a fascinating mix a hospital can be of people in a huge hurry and people too slow to get out of their way.

When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels. He will send Magdalena. Then take her away.

This emperor was arbiter of the whole world at nineteen, and yet would have a man to be thirty before he could be fit to determine a dispute about a gutter.

All I hear is my own grating thoughts. Is there anything more horrid than being trapped inside yourself with nothing but your own insecurities.

I think there is this about the great troubles - they teach us the art of cheerfulness whereas the small ones cultivate the industry of discontent.

Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

A reform is a correction of abuses; a revolution is a transfer of power.

Happiness follows sorrow, sorrow follows happiness, but when one no longer discriminates happiness and sorrow, a good deal and a bad deed, one is able to realize freedom.

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.

In the same spirit, when the automobile arrived, there were those that declared the horse to be the most perfect form of locomotion.