Like vichyssoise, revenge is a dish best served cold.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

No matter how slow or long it takes, it is never too late to right a wrong.

I think one of the coolest things you can do is disappear for a while, because it gives you the chance to re-emerge. To sort of pounce out of the jungle.

In sleep, when fancy is let loose to play, Our dreams repeat the wishes of the day.

I love rock music, I love country music - I love all music, lets be honest!

I had fewer female clients. I don't know why. It was always the men who chose me. And the ones whose secrets I had to hold. I represented Sophia Loren. She was jailed in Caserta for 17 days.

If I didn't see its place in the Saga when I planned it, I probably wouldn't write it at all.

The greatest disorder of the mind is to let will direct it.

The fruit of love is service. The fruit of service is peace. And peace begins with a smile.

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.