Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Dreams aren't of the mind, but of the heart.

Our marriage ended because I couldn’t make him see me or hear me or do anything I wanted or needed. I could only be as selfish and mean as he was to get his attention. And that was ruinous.

he wished for freedom and heaven was granted to him".

To give victory to the right, not bloody bullets, but peaceful ballots only, are necessary.

The problem with anger is that once it burns out, you're left with empty tanks.

I was born in platform heels. I actually always fall down when I'm wearing flip-flops.

I trust people, and I respect their areas of responsibility.

My family went through divorces and remarriages and the later, blended home - and then watched that home explode, too.

Hatred, slavery's inevitable aftermath.

The artist is justified by his art.