Lil Wayne is the man.

I had a fall out with Satan. Repeating satanic verses.

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green

WORTH IT and perfect are different things. No one’s perfect, yet in romance, everyone becomes WORTH IT. And that’s the trick.

All that I seen makes be fear the Lord, for great is wrath.

Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.

You know you are a writer when you talk about your characters as if they were real people!

He'd shot and beaten people because he couldn't talk to them.Violence was the only language nobody could understand. There were no translators.

... it is a welcome symptom in an age which is commonly denounced as materialistic, that it makes heroes of men whose goals lie wholly in the intellectual and moral sphere.

Adolescence is about digging out the iron inside irony.

Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can't now remember what any of them were.

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

I suppose I would still prefer to sit under a tree with a picnic basket rather than under a gas pump, but signs and comic strips are interesting as subject matter.