Limiting the freedom of news 'just a little bit' is in the same category with the classic example 'a little bit pregnant.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

We love our partners for who they are, not for who they are not.

When we don't interact people with sincerity in our hearts they receive mixed vibrations from us. These vibrations become source of disharmony and chaos for the people and the universe.

Pretend and it will be true.

I feel incompetent to perform duties...which have been so unexpectedly thrown upon me.

The things of this world take up too much of my time, of which indeed I have too little left, to undertake anything like a reformation in religion.

Music is what I want to do for the rest of my life.

The beer tastes better when you win

When surprised and excited and innocent Gus emerged from Grand Gesture Metaphorically Inclined Augustus, I literally could not resist.

Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.

Innovation is often the ability to reach into the past and bring back what is good, what is beautiful, what is useful, what is lasting.