Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry.

The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.

In one moment I was feeling everything and I was feeling nothing.

You're incredibly, absolutely, extremely, supremely, unbelievably different.

Dig deep. Find your way to your soul.

It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

Got it. Demon. Death. Doom.

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.

Having a system for thinking deeper can provide greater insight into solving everyday problem. Such a system is shared in my book, Medical Investigation 101.

The more you defend a lie, the angrier you become.

Meeting him was fate, loving him was a choice, and spending the rest of my life with him… well that was destiny.

There is a madness in me that does not follow society.

We must give ourselves more earnestly and intelligently and generously than we have to the happy duty of appreciation.

I try to just communicate what I want done as clearly and simply as possible.

Conservatives forget that citizenship is more than a thing to withhold from immigrants. Progressives forget it's more than a set of rights.

He that gains well and spends well needs no count book.

Money is a way of keeping COUNT on how well you're doing in business.

A single gentle rain makes the grass many shades greener. So our prospects brighten . . .