Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

These are the ushers of Martius: before himHe carries noise, and behind him he leaves tears.Death, that dark spirit, in's nervy arm doth lie, Which being advanc'd, declines, and then men die.

Parents know all about the verses related to how children should behave but not so much about those that remind them about how they should behave.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Fateful moments tend to evoke grandeur of speech, especially in French.

Bitcoin might revolutionise more than money or economics. It could transform the role and nature of government

There should be no discrimination against languages people speak, skin color or religion.

I was certain that I was not a Marxist, but I did believe firmly that a connection between economics and politics existed.

When the subconscious mind must chose between deeply rooted emotions and logic, emotions will almost always win.

Girls are the future mothers of our society, and it is important that we focus on their well-being. The well-being and welfare of children should always be our focus.

I only wrote one song in jail. But I'm writing new album - you're going to feel the entire 11 months of what I went through on this album. I'm venting my anger.