Lisa Lampanelli lost 100 pounds, but that's because she was poached for ivory.

I love being chubby because chicks that smoke pot love me. They think I have food at my house.

For those of you who don't know who I am, I played Natalie on The Facts of Life.

If I have a spreadsheet that can, whatever, turn soup cans into gold, wouldn't I deserve an office?

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Sweet Skepticism of the Heart That knows and does not know And tosses like a Fleet of Balm Affronted by the snow.

The world order needs a major overhaul.

Who hath not courage to revenge will never find generosity to forgive.

Fast Food Nation was boring and aimed at yuppies, and yuppies don't eat fast food.

In a sense [Joseph] Albers was an authoritarian teacher. He had rules about most things and very definite ideas.

Couldn't you see me and you stretched out in a bikini on the beach in Tahiti? See, me, I'm very selective even though I could be greedy; My main objective is to write our names together in graffiti.

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book.

We are stripped bare by the curse of plenty. [Referring to the theory that over-production caused the Depression]