Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.

Who the hell uses a burner cell phone when they're not trying to hide something? [..] Only dope dealers, and Hell's Angels, and Tony Soprano use burner cell phones.

The love you give away is the love you keep.

If you are not taking responsibility for your state of consciousness, you are not taking responsibility for life.

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like “shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah.

You could be my son. You even look like me a little bit... Say, who's your mother?

Ambition begat simony; simony begat the pope and his brethren, about the time of the Babylonish captivity

Creep into thy narrow bed, Creep, and let no more be said!

In science you need to understand the world; in business you need others to misunderstand it.

Preach the gospel, die and be forgotten.

Left behind as a memory for us. [Lat., Nobis meminisse relictum.]

who was the cynic who had defined gratitude as thanks for favors to come?