Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

I will not live the rest of my life in regret.

Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

I must be thankful that I get to do intense dramatic roles, because it takes so much more, whereas I've been doing L'Oreal forever, and I can do that in my sleep.

You learn nothing about someone by the way they win the fight, you learn everything about the way they lose and keep coming back.

My inventory of people who can save me is down to just me.

It's hard to find success and it's hard to find hit movies or hit TV shows and to stay relevant. I think it's a very difficult thing for actors, because a lot of us get lost, frankly.

Every wish Is like a prayer--with God.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

There's no joy even in beautiful Wisdom, unless one have holy Health.