Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

The fear you let build up in your mind is worse than the situation that actually exists

Andrew Cuomo own story taught Andrew Cuomo that as Americans, we are bound together as one people, and our country's success rests on the success of all of us, not just a fortunate few.

You'll probably get three horses and you have to draw a good buckin' horse. That's mighty tough.

You cannot and should not try to please everyone. Make sure that the right people like you, and it will be expected that others will not. That's how the world works.

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place - like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.

Death comes suddenly and life is fragile and brief. No one can alter this either by prayers or spells.

I certainly believe that I have no right to tell another couple whether they can or cannot be married.

Playing a villain was fun, only because you get to do all the things you wouldn't normally do in your real life.

Remember it's OK to be yourself.