Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting the flock out of here.” Ha-ha.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

To bankrupt a fool, give him information.

What is all your studying worth, all your learning, all your knowledge, if it doesn't lead to wisdom? And what's wisdom but knowing what is right, and what is the right thing to do?

One can say that in the last decades chess has become more of a sport than of a science. I see it from an artistic point of view.

Surrender the dream and the truth will be revealed.

My goal is to work. That's the goal of most actors or performers: to work and keep working, and do the best you can, and keep growing and changing, trying to improve your craft.

For me, university was just awful because it was closing one door after the other of all these candy shops of professional possibilities.

The only Revolution that can really change the world is the one in your own consciousness, and mine has already begun.

I respect Millar, sir: he has raised the price of literature.

You could use artificial intelligence to build a system around postcodes and income, which could lead to racial profiling.

Sometimes I take a while to get ready to go out. It's not excessive, but it takes me some time to find clean clothes that match.