Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

If one believed in angels one would feel that they must love us best when we are asleep and cannot hurt each other

Vegetarianism is an act of the imagination. It reflects an ability to imagine alternatives to the texts of meat.

A month's intelligent instruction in the theory of numbes ought to be twice as instructive, twice as useful, and at least 10 times as entertaining as the same amount of 'calculus for engineers'.

The pleasure we feel in music springs from the obedience which is in it.

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

I hate a messy closet. I totally freak out when my closet is messy and I can't find anything.

My career could have been prolonged for longer

To succeed in life, you must have the courage to be hated.

Whoever recounts to you the faults of your neighbour will doubtless expose your defects to others.